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MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Touched by a Smart Bomb"
8:30 - "Martial Law & Order"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "Slobo: Warrior Princess"
10:00 - "Bomb the Press"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Just Shoot Me"
8:30 - Movie: "Honey I Shrunk the Population"
9:00 - "Pristina!" (in Spanish)
9:30 - Movie: "Grumpy Old Communists"
10:00 - "Belgrade, 4-3-2-1-0..."
10:30 - "Political Prisoners Say the Darndest Things"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Fresh Prince of Bel-Grade"
8:30 - "World's Most Censored Videos"
9:00 - "BridgeWatch"
9:30 - "Two Guys, a Girl and a Refugee Camp"
10:00 - "Slobodany and Marie"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "As the World Turns Against Me"
8:30 - "Montenegro's Flying Circus"
9:00 - "Hitler: The Legend Continues"
9:30 - "Saved by the Bomb Shelter"
10:00 - Movie: "Harper Valley KLA"
10:30 - "Diagnosis Genocide"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "All My Children, Are Missing"
8:30 - "Men Behaving Badly"
9:00 - "Human Shields of the Rich and Famous"
9:30 - "Mad About You Being Muslim"
10:00 - "The Electric Company...Is In Flames"
10:30 - "Mister Roger's Ethnically Cleansed Neighborhood"
Top Ten Reasons Milosevic Invaded Kosovo
10. Still upset about that house dropping on his sister.
9. She lost her youth, she lost her Tony, now she's lost her mind.
8. Needed extra parking for fleet of presidential Yugos.
7. KosovoTV canceled "Slobodan!" after the first show.
6. Got tired of killing his own people.
5. Right in the middle of his favorite episode, the one where Velma loses
her glasses and Scooby gets scared by the ghost, gets telemarketing call
from Kosovar long distance service...
4. He's an Aries. Aries invade.
3. Wanted to make BEEEEEG TROUBLE for moose and squirrel.
2. Thought genocide was only a misdemeanor.
And the top reason that Milosevic invaded Kosovo....
1. Trying to impress Jody Foster.
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